Name: halokitty Membership Status: Lifetime Member Top 10 Ranking (Female): 6 Top 10 Ranking (Both Sexes): 8 Age: 27 Sex: Female Occupation: housewife in training Location: simi valley :(, CA. United States Member For: 7 years and 10 months Last Login: September 8th, 2010 3:09 AM
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alice
no1 on the corner
die deliciouso.
back2back
hooray for pau !
champs!
<3 lakers
hooray for sam!
manchester + sam
it's 1 PLAYER!
miss you sammy<3
<3MJ+VB
manchester<3
aww!
meow
My Bio
♥Lakers♥ 2009 & 2010 BACK to BACK nba champions! _ hooray!!
she's super bad now, she's geared to really blow your mind ♥ mj
tape you up good put you in the trunk see you next tuesday you is a punk ♥
sammy died march 10th 2008. he was 17 years old. he was a very good cat and ill always miss him.
manchester is 7 and his birthday is in august.
i ♥ the lakers!
halo = down with the ♥ boococky #1 ♥
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VintageBoi is my favorite forever.♥ VintageBoi: it feels like someone closed up the shop but we broke in and we sit around and get drunk off the old booze in the back and laugh all day that's what talking to you on CoA feels like. and then there are others meandering in and out
VintageBoi: oh my gosh are you not the most fabulous it's amazing!!!!!
_she always always makes me blush ♥
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*~*~*~*~ GRAVERS UNITE! ♥Sycophant!♥ ~*~*~*~*
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i like baking cupcakes. one day blow♥ will hijack a truck, kill the driver and make her way over to hollywood. then ill feed her delicious cupcakes with pink frosting before we go on an old fashioned killing spree. right now ill just practice my baking and keep my knife sharp. ♥
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::obsession:: kitties. hellokitty. chococat. sanrio. mst3k. ♥the lakers. the cure. disney. anime. cold water. ice. hot showers. rain. fizzy. shiney. cuffs. tux. socks. serial killers. jack the ripper. alice. scissorsharp.
::eyes:: mst3k. golden girls. legend. a clockwork orange. from hell. 12 angry men. star wars. happiness. the texas chainsaw massacre. heavy metal parking lot. criminal minds. anime. sifl & olly. ATHF. brak. space ghost. i ♥ lucy. tonite show w/coco. graham norton. russell brand. abfab. mitchell & webb. cool devices.
::ears:: the cure. AK1200. aphex twin. aphrodite. autechre. alec empire. atari teenage riot. beck. biz markie. busta rhymes. caspa & rusko. dj krush. dj shadow. daft punk. dangermouse. dave chappelle. deltron 3030. dieselboy. doug stanhope. gorillaz. green velvet. grizzly bear. GZA/thegenius. handsome boy modeling school. juno reactor. katt williams. kid koala. KMFDM. lady sovereign. ladytron. led zeppelin. lewis black. lil' wayne. lords of acid. love & rockets. margaret cho. massive attack. mdfmk. M.I.A. m.j. morcheeba. nine inch nails. praga khan. prefuse 73. prodigy. q-bert. radiohead. rasputina. razed in black. rihanna. RJD2. RZA. sasha. saul williams. siouxsie & the banshees. snoop dogg. squarepusher. stars. sifl n olly. the creatures. the smiths. T.I. TKK. tori amos. traci lords. tricky. white stripes. wu-tang clan. x-ecutioners.
::lust:: johnny depp. tricky. kobe bryant. shannon brown. andrew bynum. traci lords. gwen stefani. olivia wilde. heidi klum. lucia. rihanna. crow t robot. pink panther. pirates. felix. kamui. batman.
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halokitty: oh my god i think im stoned halokitty: i jsut went to check my email kristen: oh yeah kristen: off what halokitty: master p halokitty: they hd a new batch in at 4:20 ftp club halokitty: so i am thinking email halokitty: and so i go to the window for internet halokitty: and isntead of yahoo.com halokitty: i type halokitty: email halokitty: hahahaha kristen: hahaha kristen: thats stoney kristen: i got so many good ideas for my book last night while stoned kristen: i taped them halokitty: im so glad my hand doesnt hurt halokitty: hooray for master p kristen: yay! kristen: i need some foods kristen: i had no foods yet kristen: i dont know what i want kristen: ig uess ill get some cereal and study kristen: see you later kristen: byyyeeeeeeeeee halokitty: i lost your box! halokitty: it totally lefT! kristen: hmmm kristen: and then i almost totally left halokitty: i know i was trying to find it halokitty: you kept popping up and i couldnt find your box kristen: did you find the messages from before kristen: you are too stoned halokitty: anyway i finally got a pop up in time halokitty: and then i got the box back halokitty: nah **** kristen: i mean sex and candy kristen: its aa pretty gross song halokitty: yeah its gross. smelling it. and stuff. chairs.. kristen: yeah its something i smell when im stoned kristen: laying in bed. yeah thats sex. theres some candy. kristen: oh and theres a french fry from in n out. kristen: i find the greatest things in my bed. **** kristen: he gets cat fancy from his mom and he jacks off to it halokitty: wait WHAT?" kristen: okay so his mom. she is like an amputee that lives in oregon. kristen: shes a nice lady, kristen: you wouldnt think it kristen: because shes looks like a republican you know? halokitty: hahah right. kristen: so he likes cats so she said "Oh ill get him a subscirption to cat fancy" kristen: and so he gets it and he opens it up. and jacks off to it. **** kristen: kiska is being so loud halokitty: OHHH KiSKA halokitty: he know si am close halokitty: he senses me halokitty: like the moon and leslie halokitty: I LOVE YOU KISKAAA kristen: no. he is always loud halokitty: IM JSUT DOWN THE ROAD LITTLE KISKIS kristen: i mean maybe its that kristen: but hes always been pretty (annoying) vocal kristen: he'll get a pacl and walk down kristen: pack halokitty: my dad just told the dog to leave it. to me. like to leave me alone. kristen: did it work? halokitty: idont know kristen: with kibbles halokitty: i didnt know you did that with humans halokitty: like say leav it halokitty: to get them to walk away fomr a human halokitty: i always thought that was like objects and food you do it for kristen: you dont usually kristen: did it work? halokitty: he walks around with kibbles you mean like in his mouth kristen: no he will get them and walk down the road looking for you halokitty: ohhh kristen: like a hobo halokitty: yeah kristen: no like a backpacker halokitty: or maybe like those things you put on their backs halokitty: yeah kristen: like a hiker halokitty: like how those dogs werd halokitty: guide gods and stuff halokitty: people relaly like it kristen: kiska is a guide god kristen: for sure halokitty: people love it halokitty: hiking and walking halokitty: i dont know. i dont ENJOY it kristen: i know they do halokitty: i enjoy that im getting exercise with a purpose halokitty: but..... i dont go "THIS IS FUN!!!" halokitty: i say halokitty: if i lived here kristen: me either halokitty: id be home now halokitty: and get taht song in my head kristen: yeah halokitty: tahts why we get along halokitty: we only walk for fancies halokitty: and hang outs halokitty: but not for FUN halokitty: we walk TO fun **** halokitty: im eating salsa kristen: cool kristen: i has cheese halokitty: THE WHITE DELITE???? kristen: yep, swissy halokitty: oh okay halokitty: i was thinking about the white cheese mom cheese halokitty: with the black wrapper. halokitty: heatehr liek sthe white cheese that comes out of the black package kristen: yeah white cheddar halokitty: HAHAHAH GET IT?!?!?! BACLK PACKAGE!! kristen: yumm halokitty: ahahahaah halokitty: yum she says! ahahaHAhAHHAhaha halokitty: sorry.
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i like things that make me laugh. here are some examples:
bilzabub: my pink Tie died Amy Grant T that she gave me when she did a show we were doing, I like to wear it to shows like Marilyn Manson.
---------------------- halokitty: wacky felix halokitty: always keeping me on my toes Collegedum: if i stood on my toes they would collapse under the pressure
---------------------- halokitty: i thought you had food to eat now halokitty: but sitll you choose bodily fluids.. Shyguy118: haha I do but I can't resist a good batch of semen halokitty: maybe THATS why you dont gain weight!
---------------------- SugArcHicK: If you were boiling water, I'd flop my noodle into you until I got limp, pull out, and cover it with marinara sauce and spices ready to be stuck in my mouth!!!!!!!!! **** SugArcHicK: I listen to raggae on my period all the time **** SugArcHicK: if you were my sister, I'd have sex with you SugArcHicK: but only if it wasn't incest halokitty: haha halokitty: is that a compliment ? SugArcHicK: do you take it as one? halokitty: well its creepy.. yet flattering. SugArcHicK: damn you halokitty: damn YOU halokitty: AND your lonely penis SugArcHicK: My penis isn't lonely SugArcHicK: It has my nonincestual sister **** halokitty: what did you use SugArcHicK: pen halokitty: haha SugArcHicK: my ass is as tight as your vagina **** SugArcHicK: every time I drink club soda, I'm going to think of a guy sucking his own dick halokitty: hahaha SugArcHicK: and I don't know if I should be turned on by that or not **** halokitty: havent you ever slept with anyone? SugArcHicK: well except for my mom... **** SugArcHicK: i urinated all over my collective gathering of porcelain! **** SugArcHicK: you can see the wallpaper right now actually SugArcHicK: the thumb for it and on celeste halokitty: super halokitty: i like it SugArcHicK: it looks better full sized halokitty: well of course SugArcHicK: like if you look at my cock when it's small, it's less appealing than when you look at it and it's big halokitty: haha **** SugArcHicK: yes, yes... play with my buns of glory **** SugArcHicK: you're my most favorite mentally fucked person in the world :) halokitty: awww halokitty: thank you? **** halokitty: should i get my labret pierced SugArcHicK: get your septum pierced! halokitty: NO halokitty: haha ew halokitty: no im serious. SugArcHicK: i don't know SugArcHicK: when it comes to heather and holes i'm not thinking of the face 2/3 of the time
---------------------- Sycophant: so my boss is like who turned on pump 1 Sycophant: and im like idunno y Sycophant: and hes like they just drove off with 64.. Sycophant: i did an O face and at the same time did a lil fart! Sycophant: it was sooo funny halokitty: ahhhhh!@ Sycophant: it was like my reaction halokitty: hahahahahahahahahaha Sycophant: a lil toot Sycophant: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---------------------- VintageBoi: i cant think of masturbation without thinking of you
---------------------- my dad: *in a deep voice* im a big girl now i dont need a leash!
---------------------- naomi: My dad has the memory of a floppy disk in a magnet factory. **** naomi: if snot were a commodity i'd be the richest man alive.. **** naomi: I just spent 86 dollars at home depot halokitty: for a new ddr pad? naomi: Well I had to get tools too, so I spent extra halokitty: im telling you ... kotex.. naomi: I should make a crappy pad out of kotex though and be like "sweat all you want, the pad is super absorbent!" ---------------------- michele: so people over like.. 30 are on this site? me: yeah. michele: so they arent really *children* then, are they..? **** michele: ahhh i love babies. they're so cute. me: you like babies?? michele: .... FOR DINNER!! **** micheles mom: i think the little red meat i eat wouldnt hurt michele: i think your colon thinks otherwise **** michele: people who like [getting] poop on their face dont get over it that easily. **** micheles mom: god michele all you do is lay on your back all day michele: HEY! lots of women make a lot of money doing that! micheles mom: oh god! michele: yeah i bet they say that a lot too! **** michele: i feel like beating someone now i wish you where still here me: haha me: er.. oh :( **** michele and i watching X (the tv series) michele: WOW that guy is really tall for a priest! me: hahahaha because theres a height requirement to becoming a priest?? **** michele: wow thats a special position me: special positions for special people.. michele: YEAH in my butt! me: .... **** watching full house. joey squeezed a jelly donut me: woah he totally just ejaculated! michele: thats what i do when i ejaculate. look at it and then walk away... my mom will clean it up. **** michele: my butt hurts halokitty: thats too bad. halokitty: how do you think you can fix it? michele: by punching you halokitty: :( **** me: why cant they make a channel thats like.. all funny all the time. you tune in, you know youll be laughing. a comedy channel michele: you mean like.. comedy central..?
---------------------- golden girls.... rose: maybe you just shouldnt make love when youre wet! **** blanche: you know what i hate doing most after a party? rose: trying to find your underwear in the big pile?
---------------------- keep fuckin that chicken! __okay i'll do that, thanks...... ----------------------
